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Hey Ma, Look What Came Out Of My Ass
Don't know why you'd want to read it, but here it is
Created on 2003-05-13 23:56:27 (#1059307), last updated 2009-07-18
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Basic Info| Name: | Sarah |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-20 |
| Location: | Pasadena, California, United States |
| Website: | See Sarah Run |
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theteabegreen@yahoo.com BioI hate writing bios. I search and search for positive things to say about myself, then I worry that I am sounding pompous. I'm not! Maybe I should change this cycle and write bad things about myself.
My hair has a bad habit of clogging shower drains. I don't put DVDs back in the right case. I don't shave my legs nearly as often as I should. I delight when puss hits the mirror while I'm popping zits. I sometimes wear the same socks two days in a row. I'm wearing yesterday’s socks right now. I don't return library books. I don't return movie rentals. I think I’m overweight even though I also know I’m not. I borrow towels from the work locker room; I don't always remember to return them. I procrastinate. I don't floss very often. I'm obsessive. I'm compulsive. I'm overly independent. My car is my transportation, storage unit, closet, and trash can. I'm oddly proud of myself when my farts smell bad. I say inappropriate things at the wrong time. I can be vulgar. I see no problem with a piece of cheese with a little bit of mold on it. I automatically assume that people dislike me.
Hi, I'm Sarah. Nice to meet you. Will you by my friend?
My hair has a bad habit of clogging shower drains. I don't put DVDs back in the right case. I don't shave my legs nearly as often as I should. I delight when puss hits the mirror while I'm popping zits. I sometimes wear the same socks two days in a row. I'm wearing yesterday’s socks right now. I don't return library books. I don't return movie rentals. I think I’m overweight even though I also know I’m not. I borrow towels from the work locker room; I don't always remember to return them. I procrastinate. I don't floss very often. I'm obsessive. I'm compulsive. I'm overly independent. My car is my transportation, storage unit, closet, and trash can. I'm oddly proud of myself when my farts smell bad. I say inappropriate things at the wrong time. I can be vulgar. I see no problem with a piece of cheese with a little bit of mold on it. I automatically assume that people dislike me.
Hi, I'm Sarah. Nice to meet you. Will you by my friend?
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1950s, 1960s, 1970s, bad movies, biking, bordeaux, ceramics, crocheting, green tea, hiking, janet weiss, kyaking, leukemia and lymphoma society, loose leaf tea, marathons, ocean, photography, polyester, quirky purses, rocky horror costumes, rocky horror picture show, rose bowl flea market, running, sins o the flesh, swiming, team in training, teapots, ultra marathons, vintage clothes, wine
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